We would like to introduce ....Miss Yoko MeeLovulontam

OK HERE SHE IS ......OUR NEW FRIEND MISSSS YOKO LOVYOOLONTAM

Gav: 'Greetings all, hope you are well. Just to let you know that we're having a great time here in Chewang on Koh Samui, there are so many great restaurants and clubs it's impossible to choose. But last night we ventured away from the centre to meet some of real Thai natives. We stumbled across a cabaret bar with lots of girls done up to the hilt so we decided to go in. Then we watched them perform some great songs by ABBA, Shirley Bassey and musical numbers too. They were very friendly. One of the girls even came up to us after the show to sit with us and she asked us if we enjoyed it. She was very pretty. She was called Yoko. We're very friendly with Yoko now and she with us, she's even asked us if she can come back to England with us. What Joy! But she has no passport so she want's us to say she's our mum. Anyway we see a lot of her now , she's always around at our apartment. Today she even came to the beach with us. We like Yoko. She's got a great figure for a girl even though she has quite large hands. She doesn't pay for many drinks on the beach, Sue said it's because she has no money, but I think she's cheeky because I'm sure I saw a wallet tucked down the front of her Bikini shorts today!

OK, OK heres the deal, these ladyboys show's are as camp as christmas but a good laugh, but it was strange to see that their were western men going in on there own, then they sit down to watch the show and a chick-chap from the bar sits down next to them, it's really funny because the LB will order them both drinks with the view to geting him drunk and then at the end the bill is horrendous! Thank the lord for Suzie! There's no way I'd have gone in one of these places on my own. The toilet in the bar doubled up as their changing room and when I could wait no longer I walked in like Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver! But all was well and was the quickest visit to the little boys room I have ever made!

Koh Samui is fantastic, some people say it's like Blackpool, but EVERYONE loves Blackpool!!!!It's cheap if you know where to look ( we got Chicken and rice at a food market on the outskirts for 60p!), there are dodgy copies of everything from DVD to clothes (yes Frank I'll try and bring you a dodgy England Chav cap back!). The people are great, mostly from peasant families from the mainland and here to make some money to send home. I'm reading a book on Buddism at the mo, seeing as 98% of Thais are Buddists, and it's interesting to see how they think, they're really peaceful and calm and hate aggression of any kind, I'm learning to complain with a smile and it's great cos they smile back, it's like Gav: (chuckling) 'This food is too expensive, tastes like rabbit droppings and is colder than an ice cube!' Waiter:(laughing) 'Well you go somewhere else you lunatic!.......ITS AMAZING!!!! My bro was telling us that this place has become over comercialised in the last few years, so we think it's now time to leave The Blackpool of Thailand for the mainland, calling at Phuket (for a couple of days) then back to Bangkok to sort out visas for Myanmar, Cambodia, Vietnam and possibly Laos, so will post more soon!

Mum and Dad: I can't believe you posted a blog on here, the oldies are catching up with this technology thing! Missing you bothx
Donster: Great to see you my friend and brother, Can't wait to get to China and whoop yo ass at Triv. Oh by the way everyone 'DON GOT BEAT AT POOL BY A THAI GIRL.....WHO WAS 4 FOOT 3!!!!!!'
Fi: Hope Minorca was good, did you do any forward rolls on the beach-to get a space for your towel?!!!!Give kids a big hug and throw them in the air from me!!!(don't forget to catch them!!!!!hey....boom boom, thankyouverymuch!)
Phil and Doreen: 'Hope you're well, thanks for sorting out the car, I owe you a barrel of John Smiths!'
Chev: 'Your advice and help has been legendary. Cheers mate (will try and bring you a ladyboy back-'you've got big flapping hands')
Lee and Caz: 'A million thanks for this blog thing!!! It's amazing!!!!! Thanks for the piccies of Beatlesweek they were ace, my replacement had neither my looks, playing ability or modesty........I shall return and conquer!!!!We're missing you guys! I hope Lee's doing a good job of the tiling!'
RICK: 'what did you think of the guitarist girl, balancing trick? I think Jonesy should learn it.'
TONY: ' I think we could get some gig's here- I'm trying to sort some out at the moment, we'd have to be a Peters and Lee tribute act, so I've bought the sunglasses and booked you in for the operation in Bangkok, hope this is ok?

EVERYONE ELSE: KEEP POSTINGGotta go,
LOVE ALL THE PEOPLE(except the ladyboys)!!!!!